Listing the funniest rap lines of all time isn’t easy. While hip-hop lyrics often center on gritty depictions of drugs and violence, there’s a long tradition of songs about bragging, partying, and simply having good time.
Here are some of our picks for the funniest hip-hop lyrics. Tell us which funny rap lines we left out @BoomPhilly!
“I be tossin’, enforcin’, my style is awesome / I’m causin’ more Family Feuds than Richard Dawson!” — Wu Tang Clan, “Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing ta F— Wit.”
“I don’t have no trouble with you f—–g me / But I have a little problem with you NOT f—–g me.” — Ol’ Dirty Bastard, “Got Your Money.”
“I like the girls with the boom / I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.” — Digital Underground, “The Humpty Dance.”
“I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell / I am a hustler baby / I’ll sell water to a well.” — Jay-Z, “U Don’t Know.”
“They say you never know what you got ’til it’s gone / I know that I’ve got it, I don’t know what y’all on.” —Kanye West, “Gone.”
“My sex game is stupid / My head is the dumbest / I promise / I should be hooked on phonics,” — Lil Wayne, “Every Girl in the World.”
“I heard you good with them soft lips / Yeah, you know word of mouth / The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? / Cause I’ve been tryna work it out.” — Drake, “What’s My Name” (By Rihanna)
“So your girlfriend rolls a Honda / Playing workout tapes by Fonda / But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda / My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon.” — Sir Mix-a-Lot, “Baby Got Back”
“Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records / Well, I do. So fuck him and fuck you, too.” — Eminem, “The Real Slim Shady”
“I love you like a fat kid love cake.” — 50 Cent, “21 Questions”
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